TAI CHI MASTER:
Part of the problem in this class is you guys have too much knowledge. So when I say something you don't just hear what I say, you think 'oh, this remind me of this,' and 'I read something back ten years ago' and 'maybe I disagree with that'.... it's like you got a blank piece of paper and I give you one sentence to write down but then you think of another thing and another and now you've got a whole paragraph.
(Beat)
STUDENT X:
You know, when I was in judo we used to say something similar....
STUDENT Y:
I remember reading that in the Classics....
TAI CHI MASTER:
(clasps hands over head for a moment. purses lips. gets up to make some more tea)
2 comments:
Omigod.
*headdesk*
Sheer brilliance.
I thought my head was going to explode, I was trying so hard not to guffaw, or scream! I rubbed my hand over my face like I had a headache--I did, from the blood rushing to my eyeballs--and my Sparring Partner was squeezing my leg hard under the table, warning me not to say anything....
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